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Fark

Snowmobiler arrested for speeding on Lake Winnipesaukee amid "heavy boat traffic." With a video camera on his helmetSkilled thespian Moe the chimp has disappeared: "He's on his way home. He's probably looking for a car to drive"For sale: one lighthouse on the Connecticut shoreline. Asking price: $1FedEx: When your 200 pounds of pot absolutely, positively has to be sent to the wrong addressChina's thirst for oil will save the planetFrance's bid to have its cuisine added to UNESCO's list of world cultural treasures has failedPhotoshop this storage ring thingBreak out the world's smallest violins for all the deadbeats complaining about not getting their stimulus checkThe fashion world, in addition to being behind every political assassination of the last 300 years, is also racistRelax. Nobody gives a darn what you watch on YouTubeCould World Trade Center 7 have been knowingly demolished? "In a screenplay, in a movie, something with Bruce Willis in it, maybe. In reality, no"The national park service is considering re-opening Liberty's crown, one compromise being that her eyes be modified to fire missile destroying lasers"[Y]ou know you're unattractive when people see you in a Speedo and call 911"The priest who flew through the air via 1000 party balloons for charity last April and got lost, has been found dead in the middle of the ocean. Darwin does a facepalmVegetarians have higher risk of going brain dead. You want steakRising cost of fuel has governments and private compaines consdering using dirigbles instead of airplanes. What could possibly go OH THE HUMANITYNew Jersey town lets kegs flow, middle fingers fly. We're sure this is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they started the RevolutionThe vegetable kingdom's attack on human beings continues unabated. PETA protesters looking somewhat worried10 things you might not know about robots. Sarah Connor, Old Glory Robot Insurance suspiciously absent from articleWoman visits the drive-thru window at Einstein Bagels store, is surprised to discover they don't have a drive-thru windowIf you abandoned your half-million dollar Lamborghini on the highway, the Ontario Provincial Police would like a word with you. And bring a dustpan, too"That's when Trooper John Hennessey noticed a large bulge in Belmont's pants"The most patriotic moran you will ever meet. EvarWal-Mart is coming up with a new logo. Give them a handDrunk, stupid, and weaving all over a bike path on a riding mower is no way to go through life, sonsFight against knife crime overtakes terrorism as London's number one police priority. If only there was something Britons could bring to a knife fight to have an advantageSnail prices expected to go up amid poor harvest. TOUT LE MONDE PANIQUEFormer downtown Orlando nightclub owner ditches that lifestyle for more profitable one: Towing cars that are illegally parked near downtown Orlando nightclubsWhat's the easiest way to keep your downspout from flooding the neighbor's yard? No, I said EASIESTIf you had "one day" in the "how long will it take someone to attack wax Hitler at the new Berlin Madame Tussauds" pool, please step forward to claim your prizeTank the runaway tortoise returned home... eventuallyNo kitty, no die: Marley the cat survives 14-story plunge to celebrate another CaturdayRotting cheese placed alongside fresh products and resold. That's not goudaFamily Guy's Peter Griffin arrested for dealing drugs (with mugshot goodness)Those "faceless people" spotted around the UK? You guessed it. Marketing stunt. Followup trumps Obvious tagRSPCA officers seize owls from a falconry center that supplied them for a Harry Potter movie. YA RLYA five-year battle ends not with a bang or a whimper, but with a chicken in a soundproof boxPhotoshop these boaters and their dogThe coolest thing you'll see all day: 45 Navy SEAL Tridents laid out on the casket of a fallen SEAL. GodspeedItaly declares a state of emergency in Pompeii. Well, better late than neverWoman attempts to recreate "Thelma & Louise" ending, failsIf you have found the Edgewood City Hall Building, please contact Babbit Neuman Construction. Thank you, that is allIf you have a fear of heights, you do not want to live here (pics)Thief pays no attention to that silly 10,000 volts warning sign. Darwin is a cruel mistressSaskatoon zoo welcomes ugly-ass baby Bengal tigerDaily Mail: "The government is criminally careless in losing discs containing the public's personal details. They should keep it all safe, just like we store our sensitive staff data on the laptop in this briefca- Ohhh"UK court rules that Pringles are only 42 percent potato, still 100 percent awesomeAmerica retains title in Nathan's hot dog eating contest. 64 dogs, 19,000 calories. USA USA USA"She wore her first set of false eyelashes at eight, and her beauty treatments cost £300 a month. A sick abuse of an 11-year-old? 'No', insists Sasha's mother, 'I just want her to be famous'."College professor teaches the science and psychology behind getting the most mileage out of being drunkLatest media-manufactured social crisis is "green rage", where you or a mythical neighbor fly into anger over the poor recycling habits of those around youIndiana man gave beer to his 1-year-old nephew, "he's a champ, he can handle it," then punched his girlfriend in the face when she objected and sped away in her SUV, threatening to kill her and her daughter when he returnedPhotoshop this 1963 vintage VineMen with hot girlfriends have more sex, according to researchers at the Ric Romero Institute for Studying ThingsProtip: It's always best to wait until AFTER you get home to light off the fireworksOperation Falcon, founded by U.S. Marines, provides a life in America to Iraqi translators marked for deathWoman shocked, SHOCKED to be sexually assaulted after agreeing to be tied to a bed in a complete strangers box truck. Fark: You would be too, the accused is a paramedicThis. Is. AMERICAAASometimes you just want to ride without standing in line. This guy took it to the next level, thoughRobbing a Subway at 11pm, check. One employee and a 71 year old customer, check. 71 year old is a retired Marine? Oh oh. With concealed carry permit? Why me?Man arrested for walking dog, by automobile, at 45 mphMan takes girlfriend for a spin in new car, only to be confronted with the inferno of wife's disapproval. Will stand up for himself when he comes out of hidingIf you're going to carjack a car, perhaps you should pick an easier target. For instance, don't pick the car with two uniformed police officers inside itSasquatch sexually assaults man in Canadian parkRussians suspect Welsh arsonist stripper could be British spyResearchers warn that fireworks can cause seizures, brain freeze, natural selectionPolice respond to call from man reporting "bright stationary object" in the sky. M-O-O-N spells "Dumbass"Susan Olsen has radio interview that ends badly after she shows up hung over. You might remember her from the Brady Bunch, she was the one that played Cindy BraAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHRRRRGGGHHHThe most baffling explosions in movie historyA tip for parolees: Don't conduct drug deals when the cops are right across the street and parole agents are in town. It's not Fark, it's the San Francisco ChronicleDude never played a piano before in his life, hits head on bottom of pool and suddenly becomes a master pianist. Submitter tempted to hit head to see if he becomes fluent in SpanishThe best how to tie a double windsor knot instructional you'll see all dayGerman Shepherd survives being thrown off an overpass with only a fat lip. Your dog wants a parachute (dog headline trifecta now complete)Miniature dachshund gnaws off diabetic owner's toe, confused it for steak"I've never seen a blood feud like this before," says lawyer. "A cautionary tale of parental hopes dashed, sibling rivalry triumphant and love for a place embittered," says judge who is writing a novel on the sidePhotoshop Challenge: Create a new national monumentProfessional soccer player attacks nightclub bouncer with handbag, perpetuates every soccer player stereotype there isYour all-purpose July 4th special: Ugly-ass bald eagle baby rescued from clutches of evil Canadians (w/pic)Boston can't even build a sidewalk without three government agencies suing and fining each otherInstant Photoshop Contest: Uncle SamYour flat screen TV contains a gas that is 17000 times more potent than CO2 and hangs around for 550 years. And you thought having your in-laws over for the holidays was badRuthlessly efficient German hailstorm wrecks 30,000 Volkswagens

Sci-tech Daily

Nerve-zapper looks like a promising way to beat obesityWhy not spin up a tornado and then extract energy from its tethered tail?Rapid changes in the churning of Earth's liquid outer core are weakening the magnetic field in some regions of the planet's surfaceThe book of birds is being rewritten by genetic discoveriesFacial recognition technology in a remote control means looking puzzled will prompt a rewindAthletes are putting their performance hopes in ViagraA solar sail may finally get a chance to unfurl Volcanic nanoparticles of mercury end up in polar iceThe skull of the most primitive four-legged creature in Earth's history could help us understand how fish came to walk on landHis master's voice puts a strain on teacher vocal cordsScratching is one of the sweetest gratifications of nature, but where does the itch come from?Tunguska -- still a mystery a century after the big badda boomTake your apartment for a spinMedieval monks fell prey to mercuryTelling one penguin from another has just gotten easierGirls are no less competitive than boys, they simply employ more subtle tacticsWhy have a building named after yourself when you could be immortalised by a sea slug instead?Plants are heading for the hillsFirst your home computer could help find alien life, now it could help find out more about cancerNo bees to rent -- no food to eatWhile we many not be rational, we all make the same irrational choices, so they are predictableThere is more to time than just clocks and circadian rhythmsThe basis for humour is pattern recognitionThe Wisdom of Whores is a rollicking, eye-opening, hilarious account of theunderbelly of international AIDS researchThe factions and follies of psychiatry in five booksWhy are both sides wrong in the race debate? The sense of smell is underappreciated, even when special smells threaten to become extinctImagine being able to project images into someone else's photographs [more]So what does objectivity actually entail?Every culture and subculture gets the drugs that it deserves, so what did we do to deserve methylenedioxymethamphetamine?Expert policy advisers would do best tofunction as honest brokers of scientific alternatives, recognising limits and uncertaintiesSo how does the mind work?Medieval masons used geometry to unfold an entire cathedral, such as Chatres, from inside a squareHard core video-gaming has risen from the basement to the Big TimeHere's someone who captures the ethereal beauty of wading birds with the flair of a painter and the passion of an activistScience is one of the most dramatic narratives our species can tellNow you can see the world through x-ray eyesForget predicting what's going to happen next year or even next century -- what will the world be like a million years from now?Could video games replace the textbook?The Hubble Space Telescope and its stunning images have captured the hearts of the public, even if they do not grasp the astronomical significanceYou should appreciate the complexity, chaos and wonder of what's going on in your gutBooks dealing with individual naturalists rarely give a sense of the entangled webs that have always made the world of natural history workWhen We Left Earth: The NASA Missions will make you not want to leave the TV, let alone the planetTrust your instincts in calculating the odds and youre likely to get it wrong.Whether reckless, megalomaniac or elitist in construction, the mysteries behind Stonehenge remainAs they visited more and more nuclear establishments, the authors of A Nuclear Family Vacation lost their confidence in nuclear weapons and nuclear deterrence [more]Half the battle of getting through a disaster is just cognitively knowing you can survive; the other half is making it happenThe lauding of lone geniuses making breakthroughs perpetuates a misleading image of science that may alienate as many as it fascinatesThe Victorian stage was set for every fraud and phoney and quisling quack to make with the metaphysical mumbo-jumboThe survey of a life of no ordinary surveyorAdd unsustainable farming methods to a spiralling demand for food and you have a society heading for catastropheFor many kids, computers are more of a distraction than a learning opportunityWe know that whale songs are complex messages, but we still don't know what they mean or what we could learn from them, and now they may be under threatWhen and how did the behaviours that we associate with modern humankind emerge?Mirrors in the Brain: How our Minds Share Actions, Emotions, and Experience Our little bubble of thought-filled space grows year by yearPaper tiger fraud exposes questions of corruption and accountabilityHomosexuality may persist because the associated genes convey surprising advantages on family membersIn his studies of entropy and the irreversibility of time, Caltech physicist Sean Carroll is exploring the idea that our universe is part of a larger structureCelebrating 150 years of the survival of the wisestShould the Buddhas blasted by the Taliban be rebuilt?Spain may be better known for bull-fighting than animal rights but it's to be the first national legislature to support rights for non-human great apesSuicides linked to phone masts, but check out the rest of the story before you start protestingHow do creative partnerships work?Reading should not be believing, especially when it comes to health coverage in the mediaScience is losing significant numbers of women in their 30s due to the extreme work pressuresInstead of using arable farmland or coastal wetlands for biofuels, why not use abandoned land?Relying on unverifiable casual wildlife observations, such as those of the ivory-billed woodpecker, can hinder successful conservation effortsMy research progress report has been tied up in bureaucracy and it's all the Pope's faultMathematical formulas create realityWhat do you do when coastal erosion means your property ends up part of a public beach? The quality of rice is more important that the quantityIs thanking God for evolution a sign of a sensible compromise or an attack on science?When we look to the ancient past for clues about whether global warming will cause mass extinctions, what we learn is not encouragingIt's time to get more aggressive with brain cancerOne of Britain's leading brain scientists has profound fears about the way new technology is changing our thought patterns and behaviourLeo Szilard had a Eureka moment in a London Square The cost of care for premature babies is some 15 times the expense of full-term infants and rising -- so is there such a thing as too young?So you've had a genetic test -- now what?Inadequate funding and lack of political commitment pose significant challenges to meeting the worlds sanitation goalsIn science, as in life, some stories are too good to be true, such as the crater of dooom ideaAs we face the possibility of a significant increase in lifespan, we have to ask does death give meaning to our lives?Maybe were now spending so much more time with consumer objects than with our natural environments that we have forgotten how to think about the latterComputer game addicts suffer from more shame and are harder to treat than their computer porn confreresWhen forming attitudes about embryonic stem cell research, people are influenced by a number of things, but scientific information isn't one of themPop culture references to the butterfly effect may be bad physics, but they're a good barometer of how the public thinks about science"Lost" Amazon tribes know where they are and what they are doing thereMedical science has progressed fairly steadily, but health policy has thrashed about like a flatworm swimming through a solution of LSD

The Register

Indies celebrate Independence Day2010: the 5TB 3.5in HDD comethPC World pips Asus to UK Atom sub-laptop premierDARPA calls for 'DUDE' combo infra-nightscopeWelcome back, WiReD!Apple drags its heels on iPhone security patchesSerco sharpens the IT guillotineOfcom flashes cash guarantees at BT for fibre investmentConsider yourself ModeratrixedIPS finds no nuggets in ID checking goldmineMoD mega gov-IT project only mildly catastrophic - NAOMystery over Verisign boss' shock exitTVonics MFR-300 micro digital TV set-top boxDavid Davis tells <em>El Reg</em> that Labour is 'mesmerised' by techeBay Australia ditches PayPal scheme'Anaconda' 200m rubber snake generator scheme gets fundingGeldof backs Davis 'For Freedom' by-electionOpera update fixes stability bugsGoogle deigns to comply with a privacy lawPalm, BlackBerry-beating demand for 3G iPhone claims researcherMicrosoft gets hip with da yoof to flog emailBSA slams EC's 'narrow-minded' interoperability visionMS readies Vista code injection risk fixGovernment waves cutlass at IT budgetOracle risks loss of influential BEA usersSolar-curtain "soft house" plan proposed by MIT profApple takes axe to MacBook Air SSD priceWould a data notification law improve UK data security?Judge grants Viacom 12TB of YouTube user recordsNut launches death threats at Debian womenEU still greasing IBM antitrust probe despite PSI withdrawalStrange cults, vocal surgery and the quiet man: Inside MicrosoftMicrosoft flogs subscriptions to the unwary and confused'HD TV gas' 17,000 times worse for planet than CO<sub><small>2</small></sub>, claims boffinAre the ice caps melting?Microsoft touts trustworthy browsing with IE8Wife-slaying Linux guru may have 'developmental disability'UK and US agree biometric <strike>heavily vetted</strike> trusted traveller dealThe Moderatrix will see you nowTransatlantic data sharing talks stumble over access to justiceLinspire CEO defends Xandros buy-outScareware runs amok on PlayStation siteWhat powers a solar-powered snail, kids?ISO certifies Adobe's PDFFirefox 3 makes up world record to set world recordBrit carrier deals inked at lastPay-by-phone commerce coming closerAmerica wakes up to the surveillance societyBuilt-in browser expiry proposed to fight botnet menaceResearch: Wind power pricier, emits more CO<sub><small>2</small></sub> than thought

Techmeme

Think Before You VoicemailOn Day Care, Google Makes a Rare FumbleKinderplex crisis reveals Google founder's fumbling and fibbingGoogle, the press, and tearing down your heroesWho would wait a week in line for an iPhone 3G?The Law and Your PrivacyKid-Proof Your PC with SteadyStateIpoque Study: Middle East Doesn't Watch YouTubeTinyURL Adds Custom URLs; Is This Exciting or What?Can You Build A Business On Browser Extensions?As Web Traffic Grows, Crashes Take Bigger TollGoogle Sold Us Out: The Viacom DecisionFacebook App for Windows Mobile (Finally!)Ethan Malasky on Developing Secure AIR ApplicationsThis Week on C9: Fireworks, Powerset, Equipt, Pex, and cool downloadsIt ain't easy being agileAskTheSpeaker.org Launched - Powered By IdeaScaleFreedom to move your data whenever and wherever you need to - Support for Import and Export in Zoho InvoiceTimothy Ferriss and The 4-Hour WorkweekKid-Proof Your PC with SteadyStateFacebook App for Windows Mobile (Finally!)Who would wait a week in line for an iPhone 3G?Ipoque Study: Middle East Doesn't Watch YouTubeKinderplex crisis reveals Google founder's fumbling and fibbingAs Web Traffic Grows, Crashes Take Bigger TollTinyURL Adds Custom URLs; Is This Exciting or What?Can You Build A Business On Browser Extensions?Think Before You VoicemailGoogle, the press, and tearing down your heroesWhat could Open Office do with a business model?Google Sold Us Out: The Viacom DecisionWaiting in line for iPhones is gloriousIran Parliament to Debate Death Penalty for BloggersTap Tap Revolution coming to the iPhone App Store as “Tap Tap Revenge”Top Torrent Sites Ranked by GoogleThe Law and Your PrivacyDigital download model puts song exposure above sales

Arts and Letters Daily

Biofuels have forced global food prices up by 75%, far more than previous estimates, says a secret World Bank report... As everyone knows, Socrates spoke for all skeptics when he said, All I know is that I know nothing. But is that what he really said?... The Architect of Braslia? Yes, it was urban planning gone badly wrong, but the city still contains some graceful modernist government buildings... Woodrow Wilson talked of a common order, a common justice and a common peace for America and the world. His is an idea ripe for revival... Is the golden age of biography now past? What future for a genre where the best subjects have been written about over and over and over again?... Gene Weingarten got his Pulitzer Prize, and even got on Arts & Letters Daily, by being so original. So should he now turn his prize back in?... Tim Berners-Lee made the web because he had a poor memory for some things. John Naughton wonders if it won’t give us all a poor memory... You say you know what you’re doing. But what if your brain has made up its mind ten seconds before it tells you?... Unequal America The gap between rich and poor is growing: that much is certain. But of the consequences of the gap... To get parents to pick up their kids on time, a preschool started fining late parents. So did average tardiness decrease? Quite the reverse... She’d gone to hell and back and rebuilt her life. But then there was that episode with shingles. And then the itch. The Itch... Here’s a test. Play Grand Theft Auto IV for a few hours, then go outside and find a locked car. Are you tempted to steal it?... Add more signs, directions, and limits on the road, and drivers will be safer, right? Wrong. Drivers tend to compensate... Multitasking costs the economy. One study found workers took 25 minutes to recover from phone calls or emails and return to their original task... Lower men wallow in pity as swine do in mud, their pity for others being the same as their pity for themselves. Thus spake Nietzsche... Why do government efforts to correct problems so often seem to make things worse? Because people are the problems... Young radicals of the 1960s and today have mixed motives and impulses: at once craving autonomy and validation, guidance and self-definition... It’s not just NASA pilots who need to nap. Arts & Letters Daily readers need naps, too. Herewith, a complete guide... Imagine building a 1500 ft tunnel under the center of a Soviet-controlled city. The CIA did it, in secret, under Berlin... The $100 Distraction Device. Why giving poor kids laptops is about as good for schools as giving them their own private PlayStations... How to save money, as a woman. How to be a creative spirit, or find balance, as a woman. How to buy a house, as a woman. Why all these books?... James Watson does not have a high IQ. That’s what he told Henry Louis Gates – as proof that IQ is not all that important. Maybe... Sex and the City’s women are defined not by their talent and the swordplay of their wit, but by their ability to snare a man... Georges Simenon’s crime novels are superb and polished works of art that masquerade as pulp fiction... The Hindu-supremacist right in India is back, with a mass murderer leading Gujarat. Now consider the Communists in West Bengal... Win the New Yorkers cartoon caption contest. Patrick House did it, and he can show you how to do it too... The fundamental differences between man and animal are overrated, Charles Darwin felt. Alex the parrot helps prove his case... Top ten solutions to the world’s biggest problems. The Copenhagen Consensus says micronutrients must take the highest priority... Roberto Mangabeira Unger is Brazil’s answer to John Stuart Mill – a century and a half later and a lot nattier... The cubicle revolution in office plans was above all ideological. Cubicles were to create a utopia for Dilbert... Charles Darwin’s language sings in The Voyage of the Beagle. It is the work of a young man intoxicated by the tropics... Christianitys collapse has wrecked U.K. society and family life, leaving the country defenseless against radical Islam, says Bishop Michael Nazir-Ali... more» ... The charges against video games – that they stunt minds and spark addiction – are based on ignorance of what gamers do when they sit down to play... The chasm between the humanities and the sciences can be bridged with a new kind of thinking that uses the strengths of both disciplines... It’s in opera as in life, Ian McEwan says: “Conversations are a kind of duet.” That is why he has now written an opera libretto... Seated in the Memorial, he looks so big. But his hair is uncombed, his tie askew, his fingers fidgety. Abe Lincoln is still only a man... The Betrayal of Judas. Did a “dream team” of biblical experts assembled by National Geographic mislead millions?... The future looks different from the past, but on a grand cosmological scale, maybe it’s all the same. Somewhere, maybe time runs backwards... At the end, Susan Sontag’s son colluded with his mother’s fantasy that she wasn’t dying. Doing this was not without cost... Using an odorless dye to color white wine red induces wine tasters to use red-wine descriptors for it. As for martinis... The real test of character, George Orwell noted, is how you treat someone who has no possibility of doing you any good. Its a matter of honor... Just sayno.” Why don’t more women go into science and engineering? Shocking new research suggests they actually aren’t interested... Can you engineer the kind of insight that leads to invention? Nathan Myhrvold left Microsoft and struck out on his own in order to find out... You got a problem with that? Why do New Yorkers seem so rude? Joan Acocella wonders... Does she insist on dragging you to Sex and the City? The agony. No man should have to sit through this movie. Now, a solution... Britain’s nearest neighbor and oldest enemy: No nation stirs such conflicting emotions in the British breast as France... Does China operate sweatshops? How could you know? One way to find out is to send over some inspectors. Easy... Richard Rorty was lovable as a person, and as a philosopher both perceptive and, at times, intensely irritating... Gleaming pneumatic women: the female ideal pushed by laddie magazines is as smooth and lifeless as an iPhone... With Russia flexing its military muscle, are the chances of an accidental nuclear war back again on the increase?... Frida Kahlo knew a way to show a certain emotion, at once accusatory, nervy, furious, a little adolescent, and sometimes even funny... Jesse Jackson is relieved when he hears footsteps behind him, turns around, sees it’s a white man – and figures he won’t be mugged. Is this acceptable?... Suppose we found remnants of algae or a trilobite on another planet? It might be a bad omen for the human race... Human beings are impulsive, lazy, busy, inert, irrational creatures prone to all kinds of biases and errors: that’s why they need libertarian paternalism... Alice Walker cared so much about other people’s kids, she forgot her own. Her daughter says the writer “resigned from being my mother”... If Frederick Douglass were alive today, he would be dismayed by the reluctance of liberals to connect programs with the spirit that animates their politics... The book is not for burning. Contra its author’s dying wishes, son Dmitri will publish Vladimir Nabokovs last novel, Laura... If in the end Niels Bohr was not able to explain it all to Margrethe, well, that was nature’s doing, not Bohr’s fault... The penalties for prostitution in Iran are severe – whipping and even execution. So how does the oldest profession fare in that land?... Saint Walter Cronkite intones in grainy footage or black and white stills – that’s the way it is, at the Newseum. Whatever... William Jefferson was inspired by love of his kinfolk to do great things. That’s why he had $90,000 cash in his freezer... Augusten Burroughs’s memory: what sort of freakishly bloated cortex retains after eighteen years the color of some random person’s belt?... Percival Lowell, a brilliant, rich, charming Boston Brahmin, thought a century ago he could see a network of canals on Mars. He got other people thinking... If you think you know who the winners are going to be, come November, it’s time to put your money where your mouth is. Enter the political betting markets... The British love their trees, but across the land beautiful old trees are being chopped down in their thousands. The reason? Safety rules and hungry lawyers... A childs body had been found on the island of Jersey, in the grounds of a children’s home, said the BBC, and the media frenzy began... An atheist church? “The last thing atheists want to see is their rational set of ideas yoked up with the trappings of a religion,” says Daniel Dennett... Diana was “a simpering Bambi narcissist,” Mother Theresa a “thieving fanatical Albanian dwarf.” Christopher Hitchens does have opinions... Crazy English. Li Yang’s cosmology ties the ability to speak English to personal strength – and national power... It is a truth universally acknowledged that available, sociable, and attractive men are hard to find for dinner parties... Trace the city walls of Elea today. Maybe Zeno formulated his paradoxes pacing these same stones 900,000 days ago... The dirty secret of travel guides: update your edition by plagiarizing another guide, or just Google that town you might have explored on foot... Plants are green because the sun that keeps them alive is a type G star. If they’d evolved for a red dwarf, plants would be black... Now 35 years on, how does Erica Jong’s Fear of Flying stand up as literature? In Elaine Showalter’s view, very well... India is about to create what may be the biggest mass eviction of indigenous people ever. All in the name of conservation... You can walk into an elevator one night, with your life in one kind of shape, and emerge from it with your life in quite another. Ask Nicholas White... Deconstruction was for M.H. Abrams a problem from the start. He had doubts about the idea that “for hundreds of years people have missed the real point”... A bad night at the opera. But at the Met, the talent pool is formidable, and even Tristan und Isolde can end happily. Sort of... The pop music industry has sadly come to depend on “heritage acts” – wrinkled, dyed-hair, aging stars – to pack houses and make money... We need a deadly sins update. Anyway, Pride, Sloth, and Gluttony are now self-esteem, relaxation, and having gourmet tastes. P.J. ORourke offers new sins... No wonder Hugo Chavez was upset when Colombia struck at the FARC terrorists in their home camp. He’s been giving them money and arms... Paul Theroux depicted V.S. Naipaul ten years ago as a stingy, tantrum-prone, racist snob badly in need of driving lessons. He was far too kind... Walt Whitman had imagined his poetry would be read by American workers. But his most receptive audience was the British intelligentsia... More than half the world’s building cranes are at present in China. Robert Macfarlane can count 34 of them from his apartment windows... Let’s face it: Batman and Robin, as many gay writers have so fondly noted, are a tad campy. They both love flowers... With his legit literary career in decline, Rupert Smith took on a nom de porn and entered the parallel universe of erotica... Peanut Lolita, a liqueur with a grainy texture and an overwhelming taste of whiskey and peanuts. But what a name... The poor suffer, of course. But why do some poor people act to ensure their continued indigence? Charles Karelis wonders... How long you live, whether you win or lose cancer lotto or Parkinson’s bingo, have little to do, says Michael Kinsley, with life’s other successes... As a waitress in a posh restaurant, she was ally, authority, and confidante for her customers – all within 30 seconds... Just before it was to open with an exhibit of Titian, Botticelli, and Caravaggio, a major New York gallery has been shut by a judge... more» ... Switzerland: a small country with a skilled workforce, booming exports, and enormous prosperity has become the envy of Europe... That “lovable old-fashioned bundle of ink and cellulose,” the newspaper, will land for the last time on a doorstep one day in 2043... Does it not demean a woman, every bit as much as it demeans a man, to make of her either a victim of men’s appetites or a fantasist of them?... Did Samuel Taylor Coleridge compose a blank-verse translation of Goethe’s Faust and publish it anonymously in London in 1821?... Cities declined as they emptied while the suburbs swelled. History moves on, and now it is the suburbs that are poised for decline... He sat alone in a room for 24 hours with 6 TVs, a laptop, and 2 radios watching and reading only political pundits and blogs. Yes, it can be done... Chinas new intelligentsia. Despite the global interest in the rise of China, no one is paying much attention to its ideas and who produces them... Like the United States, Ireland is at the tail end of a housing- and consumer-fueled boom – and its luck is running out... Religion may have evolved as an adaptive benefit for human beings. But once you know that, you’ll derive no such benefits from religion... Suppose you had a nose job, but then decided you liked your old nose better. Maybe with the help of science, you could regrow it... By turns adulatory and neglectful, the English did not know what to make of Edward Elgar in his life, and have felt ambivalent about him ever since... Yes, the conservative revolution did get its start in the 1970s, and yes, it did succeed. But not quite as completely as its champions would suggest... The dictatorial capitalism of China carries the seeds of its own demise. In the short term, such countries are forces to be reckoned with, but... It’s always a shock when firebrands of the left abandon their old politics and turn right. But this sort of thing has a history... Encyclopedia Britannica’s sales for its 32 volume set peaked in 1990. Today, paper encyclopedias are in deep trouble... Catholicism was an immigrant church in the 19th century. As the Pew study shows, it’s on its way to becoming one again... Though the rational mind knows what a picture is, it’s hard to hit a baby’s photo on a dartboard: our aim falls prey to deep intuitions... Figure skating: fiercely individualistic and starkly conformist, with a fair modicum of corruption. Its popularity is in freefall... Gustave Courbet’s Femme nue couchée, an erotic masterpiece of 1862, was lost for 50 years after the end of WWII... The next bubble must be large enough to recover the losses from the housing bubble collapse. How bad will it be? Some rough calculations... Kinship and reciprocity are the “twin pillars of altruism in a Darwinian world.” So altruism is an urge wired into us by selfish genes?... Despite paranoia about biotech and routine panics over it, America’s gee-whiz attitude toward machines may yet make the country a haven for nanotech... Fashion provides a way to now and again liquidate the accumulated dross of consumer lifestyles. The “cleansing effect” is good for us all... In 1908 astronomers thought the Milky Way galaxy made up the entire universe – it was an “island universe” in an infinite void. Ideas keep changing... Yet another faked memoir: this one from a “mixed-race former child drug-runner” from South-Central L.A.... Who was it who said women arent funny? Chances are it was a man – and these days the joke is on him... The New York Times Most Stolen Book List: Philip K. Dick, Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, and Jim Thompson. Or any graphic novel... Ethnonationalism is not just a detour in European history: it’s an enduring propensity of the human spirit that must be faced... When Gen. Raymond Odierno took over the Multi-National Corps-Iraq in 2006, Iraq was in flames. He has become the Patton of Counterinsurgency... Dmitri Nabokov has turned to his dead father for advice on whether to burn the secret manuscript of Vladimir Nabokovs last novel... More expensive wines taste better than cheaper wines, a new study shows. Even when they are exactly the same wine... We’re made for math, but only up to a point. Our sense of what a number is stands independent of language, memory, and even reason... Assassination works, when you’re trying to get rid of a tyrant. It is a less successful as a way to influence democracies... Alain Robbe-Grillet’s 1962 Last Year at Marienbad made little sense to its viewers, but it was perfect for its moment in the history of taste... Peter Gelb wanted “theatrical values” for the Metropolitan Opera, and live movie house screenings were his gimmick. Hey, they work... Golf in decline: the number of people who play the game 25 times a year or more fell to 4.6 million in 2005 from 6.9 million in 2000... Americans are deeply divided over the wisdom of making space warfare a part of the national military strategy. Risks are manifold... The freaks and geeks of the 9/11 Truth movement are on to something. They just haven’t yet figured out what... Do professors indoctrinate students by expressing a political ideology in the classroom? Good question. Watch this space... Libertarians see profit as the basis of stability and opportunity, others see only greed. But a new study shows business creates peace... Beware a slightly too-slick essay as part of your college entrance application. It may raise a DDI alert: “Daddy did it”... Is the incidence of autism rising? No. It’s a matter of what we now call “autism.” As for MMR vaccines, or mercury... more» ... With Christianity’s hold over people in decline and Islam on the rise, Europeans are more defensive of their cultural heritage... Because we must decide if some means can be justified by their ends, moralists will always be in work. Consider the history of the CIA... Sex is interesting, even when it’s bad, says Jessa Crispin. Sex memoirs, on the other hand, can be boring beyond belief... Artist of wondrous Vermeers? Except that they were not so wondrous, and they were most certainly not Vermeers... China: both proud and resentful, open and closed, like us yet not at all like us. Still, the onetime sick man of Asia is in exuberant health... Readers are incurable fabulists. Take that ordinary chap, Franz Kafka. We prefer him as a man of metaphysical mystery... Richard Gatling invented a mechanized seed planter: seeds dropped from a hopper one by one into the furrow. Why not use the same idea for a gun?... Man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, my penis is burning.” Doctor explains, “That means somebody is talking about your penis. What is it about jokes? ... more» ... more» ... No one will doubt the intense emotions that drive David Rieffs memoir of his mother’s death. But books are not made out of emotions... Jump-cut, whip-pan, purposeless camera move: Jean-Luc Godard remakes narrative form with his every movie... The Black Plague killed millions and at the same time opened up history for survivors, changing the whole future of Europe... Will unplugging our cellphone chargers or turning TVs off standby reduce energy use and help fight global warming? How do the numbers stack up?... Sure, the Lolita Effect may be real. But little girls do also spend time reading books, jumping rope, and playing ball... Casanova: priest, con-man, writer, soldier, violinist, alchemist, prisoner, fugitive, gambler, intellectual, and great lover... The British invented curry? Not quite. But the Madras curry (Tamil: kari) was born with the East India Company... Work and sex have always been prime movers of Lord Snowdon. Even confined to a wheelchair the old goat can’t be stopped... For all of Churchill’s faults, we may still be grateful for a 1930s politician who found it intolerable even to breathe the same air as the Nazis... Mrs. Thatcher viewed Ferdinand Mount as “an idle and effete youth.” But she came to admire his powers as a wordsmith. Right she was... Stuck in a Washington traffic jam, you may curse the name of Pierre LEnfant. But it’s not really all his fault... Q: “So is Marxism-Leninism scientific?” A: “Surely not. If it were, they would have tested it on animals first.” Old Soviet jokes... In America, where God and Devil live with science in the age of 9/11, John Milton seems right at home — his Satan a model terrorist... Heinrich Heine, both playful and serious, called himself the last of the romantics and the first of the moderns... Country music knows what it means to be trapped by poverty, a lousy job, lust, and booze. To grasp the USA, just listen... Pakistan tribal frontier: a nightmare landscape of unknowable mountains swarming with enemies? This is not the entire story... Pat Buchanan’s Spenglerian rhetoric about the decline of the West lays bare the racist and reactionary premises of his thought... Richard Wright knew what once faced a little black boy in a big white world. “This was the culture from which I sprang. This was the terror from which I fled”... Hugh Trevor-Roper was repelled by myths of Scottish nationalism and its tribal loyalties: concocted history had fired the minds of the Nazis... Humans evolved to live in small isolated groups and are finely tuned to seek people of common values. Hence we care about race... The Comanche empire once dominated New Mexico and much of Texas, its power a melange of kinship, trade, diplomacy, extortion, and violence... Germaine de Staël may not have been good-looking, but she had real charisma, brains, money – and Benjamin Constant... Awe-inspiring acts of imagination, impish acrobatics of diction, high-jinks of imagery, and dollops of wordplay. But is it good poetry?... Tolstoy and Solzhenitsyn are both Russian prophets, holy fools, and dissidents. Not Anton Chekhov, for which we may be thankful... How could such a masterly writer as V.S. Naipaul turn out to be such a monster in his personal life? Perhaps by a conscious decision... The conceit that we can have any useful idea of what the world will be like in a hundred years is, Nigel Lawson says, inherently absurd... Those who worship at Ronald Reagans altar no longer hope to “make the world over again,” the line their icon used to borrow from Tom Paine... Churchill regarded Gandhi as “a fanatic and an ascetic of the fakir type well known in the East.” Well, yes. And no... Population anxieties used to be about starvation. Now they are about “saving the planet” from our rapidly breeding species... Pythagoras was right: his universe may not be as simple as he imagined, but it proves ever more comprehensible by the day... Scientists may be biased, but science itself, for all its flaws, is still the best system ever devised for grasping how the world works... Sean Wilentz rescues the real Ronald Reagan from the “mythological president” offered by fans on the right and critics on the left... Henry Kissinger’s Jewish origins are the real key to understanding both the man and the world’s reaction to him... Was WWII worth fighting? Get the facts and make up your own mind! No need for experts! This book tells all you need to know!... Shakespeare vs. Milton. Prithee, who is the greater figure in literary history? Nigel Smith thinks he knows the answer... Seven years’ distance from 9/11 reveals a brutal reality. For both his family and his country, Osama bin Laden’s attacks have turned a tidy profit... Like Edmund Wilson, Alfred Kazin laughed off John Kennedy’s attempt to wine, dine, and co-opt him... Religion is beliefs, ideas, rituals, customs. Conscience is deeper. It searches for the beliefs and ideas that make up religion... Wernher von Braun: a 20th-century Faust, a man willing to work with an evil regime in return for the resources to carry out his cherished research... So this Aristotle guy hops a boat from Athens, goes into the library at Alexandria, grabs some books, returns home and puts his name on them... V.S. Naipaul is a prospector digging along a vein he has worked before, says Joseph Lelyveld. Much of it still sparkles... Monolithic politico-corporate elites have a big place in Naomi Klein’s world. But they don’t quite fit every political situation... Postwar Britain: shabby frocks, sallow faces, and dreary meals of ground meat stretched with grated potato and oatmeal... The recrudescence of robust atheism means non-belivers need no longer need suffer lonely isolation... Nina Khruscheva is Russian to the core, but also “as New York as they come.” She says it’s time for Russians to reread Vladimir Nabokov... James Freys latest depends not on plots or characters but “high concepts,” the bright, shiny clichés that Hollywood screenwriters use for their pitches... The Dalai Lama’s frequent meetings with Western leaders are now seen by China as provocations and used as an excuse not to meet with him... The past, historians like to say, is another country. Israeli history is another galaxy, writes Carlin Romano... Is licking an ice cream cone on the street beneath your dignity? What then is human dignity? Steven Pinker wonders... Our eyes are amazing, a genuine credit to evolution. So are our hands, not to mention our kidneys. But our brains?... How many writers got the Nobel Prize for Literature for a book that was largely ghostwritten? Winston Churchill, for one... You can argue with some credibility that John Stuart Mill was the greatest public intellectual in the history of Britain, maybe even the world... Shopping gives our choices tangible effect. The enthusiasm with which people shop contrasts with their view of work... Nikola Tesla feared earrings, peaches, and touching people’s hair. Sure, another nutty inventor. But men like him changed our world... Philosophers often cannot resist writing about Shakespeare, with his depth and complexity. Alas, they are mostly ill-equipped to do so... Prokofievs dry wit resulted in some fine, bitchy one-liners. Mahler’s 7th Symphony was “like kissing a stillborn child”... Today we have nannies, but in the 19th century they had governesses. That plain Jane Eyre, for example... Classical music: abandoned, left behind sulking in its tent as culture moves on, with the action happening somewhere else... The house embodies our ideas of intimate family life and serves as our haven in a cold world. It’s also the site of Sisyphean labor, mostly female... The RAND Corporation remains one of the most potent and complex purveyors of U.S. imperialism. Its influence, positive and sinister, continues to be felt... In Peter Gay’s reading, modernist thinking is reduced to a psychological impulse: the lure of heresy. Yes, but... Antiquity cannot be owned by any culture or any nation state. It is the inheritance of all humanity and ought to be open to all, preserved in museums... Women: enslaved by patriarchal views of proper domestic toil, or expected to get a high-paying job. Susan Pinker explains... As a student, Tony Judt was an arden