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Why on Earth Did the Feds Approve a High-Pressure Gas Pipeline Near a Nuke Plant?Alison Rose Levy/AlterNet7 of the Biggest Quacks and Scam Artists in Medical HistoryLarry Schwartz/AlterNetTerrifying: Why Are People in Kazakhstan Falling Asleep for Days?Joanna Rothkopf/Why a Gay Man Like Me Is Going to Make It Hard for Indiana Shopkeepers to Exercise Their 'Religious Liberty'John MoyersAlterNetFear Is the Biggest Threat to Our DemocracyDon HazenAlterNetIs Your Memory Shaky? Might Not Be Your Age, But All That Sugar Ruining Your LiverAri LeVauxAlterNet'Help! My Boys Were Stopped Three Times by Police For Being Outside Unsupervised'Lenore SkenazySalon5 Crooked Drug War Cops Who Outraged Us This Week -- Sticky Fingered Narc EditionPhillip SmithAlterNetI Was 32 When I Met the Love of My Life—She Was 92Gregor CollinsThe GuardianCop Gets Firsthand Taste of Police Brutality During His Own Violent ArrestCassandra FairbanksThe Free Thought ProjectTwitter Pounds Indiana Gov. Mike Pence for His Absurdly Discriminatory 'Religious Freedom' ActTom BoggioniRaw StoryWhy Did Gov't Give Big Thumbs Up to Notorious Monsanto Pesticide We Now Believe Causes Cancer?Reynard LokiAlterNetSaudis Pledge to Continue Yemen Bombing CampaignKareem ShaheenThe GuardianThe Glaring, Brazen Hypocrisy at the Heart of American Right-Wing ChristianityValerie TaricoAlterNetSan Francisco Prison Guards Forced Inmates to Fight 'Like Game of Thrones'Joanna WaltersThe GuardianThis Is the Real Human Toll of the Western 'War on Terror'Zaid JilaniAlterNetThe Secret Advantages of Being a Night OwlBenjamin SprallHuffington Post9 Things Many Americans Just Don’t Grasp (Compared to the Rest of the World)Alex HendersonAlterNetExposing Anti-Islam Author Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s Latest DeceptionMax BlumenthalAlterNetFor Years, DEA Agents Attended Illegal Sex Parties Paid for by Drug CartelsJohn VibesThe Free Thought ProjectHow Our Vengeful Society Destroys Vulnerable PeopleTana GanevaAlterNetGOP State Rep. Says It's a 'Really Great Party' If You Witness Rape on CampusZaid JilaniAlterNetJon Stewart Rips Into Fox for Accusing Other News Outlets of 'Rushing to Judgment'Allegra KirklandAlterNetWhite Supremacy’s Gross Symbol: What the Stars and Bars Really RepresentElias IsquithSalonHow the American War Machine Is Sucking Up Vast Amounts of Cash to Screw Up the WorldWilliam HartungTomDispatchConservative Whines About Minority 'Female Privilege' After Rapper Azealia Banks Sends Him Nude PicDavid FergusonRaw StoryOh Good, Another Starbucks: How Gentrification Is Destroying My CityD. WatkinsSalonIran-Saudi Proxy War in Yemen Explodes Into Region-Wide CrisisSimon TisdallThe GuardianShocking Video Shows Car Explode as Border Patrol Agent Tasers the DriverMatt AgoristThe Free Thought ProjectWhat Americans Can Learn From the British About Setting a Religious Vision For ChangeSimon GreerReligion News ServiceGOP Congresswoman's Facebook Invitation to Constituents to Share Obamacare Horror Stories BackfiresScout FinchDaily KosHow to Have Shameless SexRachel Kramer BusselDAME6 Desperate Ways the Church of Scientology Is Trying to Stop 'Going Clear'Kali HollowayAlterNetGuess Which Ultra Liberal State Is About to Become a Hellish Place for People to Work in?Michael ArriaAlterNetWoody Allen Is Both a Genius and a Predator—Why Mariel Hemingway's New Revelation MattersErin KeaneSalonJim Hightower: Obama's Terrible Trade Pact Is a Scam That Must Be StoppedJim HightowerAlterNetNew Study Determines Exact Level of Drinking that Leads to Liver CancerDenis CampbellThe GuardianLeaked Emails Reveal Tucker Carlson and His Brother Are Even More Awful than You ThoughtKali HollowayAlterNetWATCH: Jon Stewart Hilariously Ridicules Rick Scott for Banning the Words 'Climate Change'Janet AllonAlterNetDear GOP, Here Are 5 Ways to Stop Being Crazy Christian Zealots That Many Americans DespiseAmanda MarcotteAlterNetShocking Dash Cam Video Shows Detroit Police Brutally Beating Innocent ManShaun KingNoam Chomsky: Why Americans Workers Are ScrewedLuke BrinkerSalonPolice Cleared Out Neighborhood—to Make Way for Park?Andrew KleinAlterNetChelsea Handler Says Bill Cosby Tried to 'Cosby' HerKali HollowayAlterNetWhat Happens When a Country Doesn't Puritanically Freak Out About Teenagers Having SexCarrie WeismanAlterNet5 Mind-Blowing Policing Results of Colorado's Marijuana LegalizationPhillip SmithAlterNetCop Arrested After Video Shows Her Shoot Unarmed Man in Back Lying Face Down in the SnowCassandra FairbanksThe Free Thought ProjectAmid the NCAA Sweet Sixteen Fanfare Is a Hostility Towards State SchoolsDavid MorrisAlterNet‘Duck Dynasty’ Star Fantasizes About Atheist Family’s Brutal Rape and Murder to Make Point About God’s LawTravis GettysRaw StoryWhy the Decision About My Cancer Is Not As Simple As Angelina Jolie'sFay SchopenThe GuardianExecutive for Weapons Manufacturer Admits Publicly That 'Perceived' Threats Are Great for BusinessZaid JilaniAlterNetWe Just Lost One of the Bravest Voices Against Rape CultureAnanya BhattacharyyaAlterNetExposing America's Billionaire Welfare RanchersVickery EckhoffAlterNet$600 Million Fracking Company Sues Tiny Ohio Town for Its WaterMichael ArriaAlterNetWhy Does Our Culture Sexualize Young Black Girls?Brittney CooperSalonWitness Accounts Conflict In Police Report of Shooting of Unarmed Georgia ManTerrell Jermaine StarrAlterNetMoreChuck Schumer—Friend Of Wall Street and War—Ready to Be Anointed Head of the Senate DemocratsZaid JilaniAlterNetWhy a Gay Man Like Me Is Going to Make It Hard for Indiana Shopkeepers to Exercise Their 'Religious Liberty'John MoyersAlterNetTerrifying: Why Are People in Kazakhstan Falling Asleep for Days?Joanna RothkopfCop Gets Firsthand Taste of Police Brutality During His Own Violent ArrestCassandra FairbanksThe Free Thought ProjectSaudis Pledge to Continue Yemen Bombing CampaignKareem ShaheenThe GuardianTwitter Pounds Indiana Gov. Mike Pence for His Absurdly Discriminatory 'Religious Freedom' ActTom BoggioniRaw StoryWhy on Earth Did the Feds Approve a High-Pressure Gas Pipeline Near a Nuke Plant?Alison Rose LevyAlterNetWoody Allen's Disgrace Is Not the Only One: 9 Other Beloved Artists Accused of Doing Terrible ThingsKali HollowayAlterNetEmails Show Museum Canceled Palestine Event Because of Pressure From Pro-Israel GroupZaid JilaniAlterNetUS Troops Fighting Drugs in Colombia Raped Dozens of Girls--And Got Away With ItScott KaufmanRaw StoryFor Years, DEA Agents Attended Illegal Sex Parties Paid for by Drug CartelsJohn VibesThe Free Thought ProjectSan Francisco Prison Guards Forced Inmates to Fight 'Like Game of Thrones'Joanna WaltersThe GuardianGOP State Rep. Says It's a 'Really Great Party' If You Witness Rape on CampusZaid JilaniAlterNetIn Vote to Expand Social Security, 42 Democratic Senators Vote Yes While Every Republican Votes NoSteven RosenfeldAlterNetWhy Trade Pacts Like the Trans-Pacific Partnership are Scary and Anti-DemocracticPeter SchurmanAlterNet

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The beauty of Scandinavian designOriginal songs that Blondie coveredInject this substance in your eyes for night visionDEA agents enjoyed sex parties funded by drug cartelsSan Francisco Sheriff's Deputy ring accused of pit-fighting inmatesExcuses for not putting a woman on a U.S. banknoteCool "found sound" projectsThe electronic music of tomorrowGOP congresswoman's attempt to badmouth Obamacare backfiresHere's the TSA's stupid, secret list of behavioral terrorism tellsWelfare encourages entrepreneurshipYouTube users discuss whether makeup is superficialMultitool in a hair-clipArtist draws beautiful international mermaidsWATCH (funny!): Tony Blair/David Cameron connectionThe entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, rankedGenius mash-up of 6 Country hits35 Secret hiding places in your homeHow a small art team created Firewatch's beautiful environmentHow to turn a chocolate bar into a puzzle gameWhat happens when you don't let players pick their race?Virtual reality creator hopes to treat anxiety attacksAs crypto wars begin, FBI silently removes sensible advice to encrypt your devicesHumorless man explains that rock music, even Christian rock, is full of witchcraftIn photos: Explosion in NYC's East Village injures at Least 12, building collapsesWoman medicated in a psychiatric ward until she said Obama didn't follow her on TwitterChosen: clever (and funny) new talent contest appTPP leak: states give companies the right to repeal nations' lawsMadrid becomes no-kill cityCo-pilot in Germanwings plane crash 'wanted to destroy plane'

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Microsoft's Windows 10 build list SNOWBALLS for Lumia mobesEasy come, easy go: Euro astroboffins blast brace of Galileo sats INTO SPAAACE$23m to a WordPress biz? Why top-end hosting is big moneyExercising with chocolate: Festival and tours galoreApple's Tim Cook and Salesforce's Marc Benioff DECLARE WAR on anti-gay Indiana<i>Street Culture</i>: <i>Reg</i> man's snazzy snaps of punky London go on display<i>Blood Relatives</i>, <i>The Tears of the Rajas</i> and <i>The Fifth Gospel</i>Dot-sucks sucks, say lawyers: ICANN urged to kill 'shakedown' nowForum chat is like Clarkson punching you repeatedly in the faceTo BALDLY GO where no one has gone before: NASA 'naut twin to spend YEAR IN SPAACEHotel Wi-Fi not only hideously expensive – it's horribly insecureChip rumor-gasm: Intel to buy Altera! Samsung to buy AMD! ... or notFCC supremo slams big cable in gridiron Robin Hood metaphor mash-upFlak for Slack chaps in yak app hack flap: User database whackedAppeal court bombshell: Google must face British justice for 'Safari spying'Did we just wake up in an alternate universe? BlackBerry turns a profitIn-depth: Supermicro's youngest Twin is a real silent ice maidenThe injected JavaScript used to smash anti-Great Firewall of China GitHub projects offlineRed Hat explains its choice of scale-out storage hatsBig Data will shield the Apple Watch from Android onslaughtAll the flash world needs is more TLC, suggests reportVMware channel confirms price hikes from next monthEurope could be drowned in 'worthless pop culture' thanks to EU copyright plansHome Office awards Raytheon £150m over e-borders cancellationEveryone's getting flashy: Intel and Micron want to feed you their wafersEuro THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR PROJECT is in TROUBLE<i>El Reg</i> uncages its truly demonic BOFH t-shirtVoda UK CEO says one thing about not-spots, Minister of Fun says anotherJohn Lewis stakes £100,000 on building a working tech crecheGoogle dangles $70m before new CFO to lure her from Wall StreetZTE's stealthy Nubia: China-made Google-free Android mobeTim Cook: I'll give just a THIRD of what Gates gave to charity last yearThe hyper-collapsed data centre: Vapor IO's all-in-one info chamberHTC One M9 Android smartphone: Like a M8 with a squinty eye'Why don't you buy from foreign sites?' asks Commish, snapping on the glovesMicrosoft and Oracle are 'not your trusted friends', public sector bodsSanDisk slashes sales outlook as growth shudders to a stopLabour has a pop at the government over missed GDS targetsWhat is HPC actually good for? Just you wait and seeVodafone: So what exactly is 'ludicrous' about the Frontier report?Europe drags, as Accenture posts steady growthSatnav launches are like buses: none for ages then three arrive at onceSurface Pro 3 update has so much new stuff for sysadmins, we can't fit it all in one headline700,000 beautiful women do the bidding of one Twitter-scamming manBongfire of Inanity: Jakarta rozzers enforce mass chill-outTurnbull's Digital Transformation Office to 'leave you quivering with excitement'VMware tells partners, punters, to pay higher prices (probably)LOOK OUT, Brits – is that a Facebook LASER-GUN drone above us?Microsoft performs reverse full-hybrid with an on-premises twistCourt recording biz with clients EVERYWHERE has forums breached


Air Canada flight with 138 passengers crash lands through power lines. Only minor injuries reported while plane is destroyedFrat boy pulls an Ozzy Osbourne, with a hamster. At least he didn't pull a Richard GerePolice helicopter used in pursuit of wine drinking bicyclistParty in Fort Worth. Queers, steers, beers, and a lot of hetero weirdOzzy Osbourne's daughter is about to hit it big time. No, not Kelly. The unknown one that nobody talks aboutResearchers use GPS collars to track wild pandas. Turns out each panda really eats shoots and leavesSpringtime in Edinburgh, where the "bloomin' potholes" are actually in bloomPhotoshop theme: Create an ad for a product no one wantsFamily of Aurora theater shooting victim loses lawsuit against online sellers of ammo used, because on the Internet no one knows you're a homicidal maniacMother of God, why the hell hasn't the mainstream media told anyone about the worldwide pastrami crisis?Photoshop this winged wonder"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades""Some interesting runaways patrol came across this morning," police wrote. "They were found grazing in a median & safely returned home." (with awesome apprehension pic)Marijuana is irrevocably changing the American workplace for the worst, say the totally harsh buzzkills at SlateOOOOk-lahoma, where the measles comes from riding on the planeA five year old boy went missing / His parents were having a fit / But Friday brought a sad ending / He was found in a big tank of ... shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keenLast one out tonight for Earth Hour, please turn out the lightsFormer Navy SEAL who was shot 27 times in one firefight will run in a half-Ironman representing Carrick Brain Centers. You'll be able to hear the clanking of giant balls and bullet fragments for miles aroundThis woman posed as a lawyer and almost became a partner at her small firm before her fraud was discovered. She would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling investigatorsPrisoner obtains mobile phone in jail, uses it to set up fake web domain to issue fake bail instructions and then escape. I mean, how often do you look at a man's bail instructions?So what is up with that piano on top of a hill, anyway?Pizza and ice cream parlor was front for family-run pot operation, police rai... waidadaminnit... Why didn't I think of that?Photoshop this underwater gal5'4", 125lb woman goes to doctor for back pain, is told to lose weight. Patient loses weight three months later, sues"Every one of them deserves a bowl of food and a blanket to sleep on." Woman single-handedly cares for almost 350 abandoned and feral cats. Please give her a very warm welcome to CaturdayColorado defends pot laws, Attorney General Cynthia Coffman urges Supreme Court to reject lawsuit filed by neighboring states: "This is an attempt to reach across their borders and selectively invalidate state laws with which they disagree"Honest to God, if you pass out at a party and wake up to find a bag of jewels next to you and the bag of jewels has a laptop in it, don't waste your time pawning the laptopFour-year-old girl sneaks out of house at 3 in the morning, hops bus in search of slushieIf you're running for Mayor, you may want to refrain from spraying '666' grafitti on public buildings and landmarks{2}

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Suppressing old memories key to learning new onesDark Web vendors offer up “thousands” of Uber logins starting at $1 eachMan says he was “dumb” when he fired a laser at police helicopterHow “standby” modes on game consoles suck up energyCrowdsourced maps turn democracy into an art formNext Windows 10 beta should open up support for dozens of Lumia phonesWii U Legend of Zelda no longer planned for 2015Jury: Kleiner Perkins not liable for Pao’s gender discrimination claims [Updated]Critical ocean circulation in Atlantic appears to have slowedTwitch-targeting botnets use infected PCs to inflate viewer audiencesFord’s new car automatically slows down when it sees a speed limit signEU announces plans to banish geo-blocking, modernize copyright law“Copyright troll” Perfect 10 hit with $5.6M in fees after failed Usenet assault13-year-old Minecraft player confesses to swatting, police sayLiveblog (12p EST, Friday): Robots, smart factories, and the Internet of… stuffFacebook tests laser-equipped drones, but they come in peacePhotog who got $1.2M copyright verdict against AFP won’t get legal feesIntel and Micron’s 3D NAND promises SSDs “greater than 10TB”Valve to offer HTC Vive Developer Edition for freeA $50 device is breaking North Korean government’s grip on mediaBritish users can sue Google in UK over “secret tracking”AT&T’s plan to watch your Web browsing—and what you can do about itChildhood abuse victims don’t always grow up to be abusersNintendo’s physical DLC: Supply-limited toy needed for new gameplay puzzlesNoose around Internet’s TLS system tightens with 2 new decryption attacksSalesforce abandons all future Indiana plans following passage of SB 101German pro basketball team relegated to lower division due to Windows updatePayPal agrees to pay $7.7 million for alleged sanctions violationsGallery: The bicoastal industrial tech labs road show (with robots!)Colliding galaxy clusters offer strongest case yet for dark matterAustralian government minister: Dodge new data retention law like thisIs it legal for US military to scan the public’s computers for kid porn?Samsung and HTC flagships to duke it out in US stores on April 10A review of Android for Work: Dual-persona support comes to AndroidGraphene allows strange form of ice to occur at room temperatureDon’t call them Metro: Microsoft rebrands Universal apps as “Windows apps”Lone modder’s Half-Life 2: Update brings modern graphics to a classicStartup workers sue to be recognized as employees, not mere contractorsCoast to coast, climate to climate, present to pastNew homeowner selling house because he can’t get Comcast Internet